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Dear The Rev's beard,

Fuck off.

It really hasn't. My mom watches TV while I'm on the computer, it's in the same room, we're hanging out. :D

wanna know the honest truth? it doesn't piss me off. this going green is bullshit.
it's not really doing much.
global warming is a lie.
*shrug*

the used put my picture with dan on their myspace.
>_<
made my day.

it's kind of depressing.
my best friend is falling apart.
he called me last night, crying.
it broke my heart. it broke me.

i made myself pizza rolls. in the oven!

dude. sims fucking three.
'nuff said.

you destroyed me.
thanks.

Next haircut, please and thank you.

holy shit, i met jeph, dan, and quinn last night.
i cried, a lot. it was really embarassing.
the used means so much to me, and dkjfghjad.

dan cuddled with me and told me he was sucking out my brains when he grabbed my head. <3
skjfghjsdjioasjdkdkghfdkljsf.


best night of me life.
fuck avenged sevenfold shows. >_>

holy shit, everywhere i go by hollywood undead has been stuck in my head all day long.












Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show (bitch! )
Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show

Wake up
Grab beer
Grab rear
Shave beard
Put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up
Break up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
I'm undead
Unfed
Been sleepin on, bunk beds
Since 10
So if I don't booze it
I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it
Do it
Get ruined

Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin

When I start drinking
My dick does all my thinking
Hoes want to be scene with me
And I like their big fake titties
D cups with extra filling
Take it out let me lick it quickly
Calm down it's just a hickie
I'll blame it on this whisky
Sipping gets me tipsy
Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back streets to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home but your friends wont let ya
I gotta 40 in my Ford Fiesta
Buy beer, or pay the rent
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I beat my meat like ima fuckin butcher
And I punk the pussy like I'm Ashton Kutcher

Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin

Lets get this party jumpin
Lets see some 40 chuggin
I wanna see your booty rubbin against my dick when I start buzzin
C'mon girls, I wanna see you drinkin
I wanna see your brain start shrinkin
Make a move I saw you winkin
Drunkin pussys what I'm thinkin
I don't give a fuck if you're drunk or not
Turn it up loud and feel the ambience
Grab 2 hoes and do some body shots
I wanna party all night till they call the cops
Fuck the wristband
Let's all do a kegstand
I'm like Cheech without the Chong hitting up the beer bong
When the cops show up they're gonna get the finger
And I don't give a fuck cuz I'm the designated drinker!

Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
Lets get this party started
Lets keep them 40s poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin

Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show (bitch! )
Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show





<3333

i fucking hate zoe.
i fucking hate my school.
i fucking hate shane for breathing.
i fucking hate how he makes me feel.
i fucking hate how fake i am.
i fucking hate my mother for not caring enough.
i fucking hate my face.
i fucking hate myself.

goddamnit i wanna fucking roleplay.

i look like a six year old boy. <3

wow, okay. um, i definitely think it was when i decided to stop doing any other drugs besides smoking weed. i mean, i know that's not something to be proud of, considering i still do smoke, but it's definitely a big change. for awhile i was constantly high, and i had no idea what was going on half the time. i've been 'sober' for about six weeks now, i think. something around then.

i am siiiiiiick. suck my diiiiiick.
fml.

fuck march. i hated it. so many bad things happened in such a small period of time that i just want 2009 to end before the rest of it turns out as bad as it is right now. this is my march:

march 12th: shane gets admitted into the psych hospital because he overdosed/tried to kill himself.
march 12th - march 15th: i go into this dreary state of depression in which i ignore everyone around me.
march 15: shane calls me and tells me that he's home, and i just about shit my pants.
march 19th: avenged sevenfold. <3
march 20th - now: i learn that shane isn't coming back to my school, and that i'll be alone. i start to cut myself again, which is totally fucking pathetic.

lol, oops. forgot to review the shows and whatnot.
well i did review it, but not here.
anyways, it was fan-fucking-tastic. :)


but that's that and now my days are spent with my fingers crossed in hopes that i'll maybe, just maybe, see my best friend at school that day. i don't know when i'll see his stupid smile again, or his eyes, and his face and it hurts so much. he's home from that place because i have talked to him, but i haven't really talked to him.

i can't lose him. i almost lost him, and now i believe that there is a god because he kept that boy here instead of taking him. and i've thanked him every fucking day for that.